Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
only if we run a train.
done.
two words: eviction party
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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