Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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