mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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