Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I have fence marks all over my body
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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