College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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