put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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