the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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