dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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