Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
