her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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