When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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