we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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