We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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