Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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