So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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