hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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