Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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