i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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