she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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