sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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