I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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