Me. At least after what I've been through.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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