ugly people sure do ruin things
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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