Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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