Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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