i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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