just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
He shit in the fireplace
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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