thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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