So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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