Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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