A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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