he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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