So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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