worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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