just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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