It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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