she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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