I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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