You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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