i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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