Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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