the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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