Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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