your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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