after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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