I wanna bring you to show and tell
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i believe in u and ur pee
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