do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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