Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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