I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Randomize
