I must be too annoying 4 u.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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