So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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